Last night was our office Christmas party. True to form, I drank far more than I intended to – and then left without telling anyone. They don’t call it an Irish exit for nothing. Anyway, as you might imagine, today I had a bad dose of The Fear. And as I ran out the door (late) to meet someone in Brixton this morning, fighting back waves of nausea, smudged makeup still under my eyes, one slice of toast and a cup of ill-advised coffee swilling around in my poor, poisoned stomach, I thought to myself, what the f*ck am I going to do with that roast chicken sitting in my fridge?
Aha. Chicken salad. Which, aside from being truly delicious, also happens to be a solid hangover cure. So, here we go:
Ingredients
Salad
200g roast chicken, torn into strips
50g split red lentils
200ml vegetable stock
1 clove garlic, grated
3 roast peppers, peeled
1 red onion, peeled and sliced
250g cherry tomatoes
200g boiled chickpeas
1 ripe avocado
50g sheep’s cheese
3-4 sprigs of mint leaves, torn
zest of 1/2 orange
Dressing
3 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp sesame seed oil
1/2 tsp English mustard
1/2 tsp ground cumin
1/2 tsp black pepper
pinch salt
juice 1 lemon
Method
Step 1: place chicken in a pre-heated oven at 180c for about an hour and a half, depending on weight. Remove, cover with foil and set to one side to rest. When it’s cool enough to handle, tear into strips and add to your salad bowl.
A note on chicken: I buy free range and/or organic chicken – primarily for ethical reasons but they do actually taste a whole lot better too. You can get a chicken for less than £6 in Sainsbury’s and, given that you can get 4 meals out of it (6 if you use the bones and any scraps for chicken soup), I think that’s pretty good value for money. And I assure you, I am on a budget.
Step 2: cook the lentils in the vegetable stock and garlic on a medium heat
for about 15 mins, until the water has boiled off but the lentils still have a teensy bit of a bite to them. Once cooled, add to salad bowl.
Step 3: place peppers on a roasting tray in a pre-heated oven at 200c for about 40 mins or so, turning once in the middle. About 20 mins in, add a sliced red onion to the tray. Set tray aside to cool or, if time is of the essence, run peppers under cold water for a minute or two. Peel, cut into strips and add to the salad bowl, along with the red onion.
Step 4: wash tomatoes and add to salad bowl. I had mine whole and raw today because I wanted to give the salad some bit, but I’ve been known to slice or roast them with the peppers. Whatever takes your fancy.
Step 5: next, add the chickpeas. I use pre-boiled, canned chickpeas, rinsed and drained. If you feel like cooking them up yourself, even better.
Step 6: cut open the avocado and scoop out the flesh into the salad bowl.
Step 7: crumble white cheese on top of the salad mix.
Step 8: add zest and torn mint leaves. I don’t own a zester right now so I’m using the parmesan side of the cheese grater which, as far as I’m concerned, works just fine.
Step 9: mix salad dressing ingredients together in a cup, giving it a good stir to make sure none of the dry ingredients clump, and drizzle over the salad ingredients.
Step 10: mix salad by hand and voila, you are done.
Serves 4 (unless hungover, in which case 2)

